go blind.

a magical magic story

Sunday, August 01, 2004

let's go ornithopter

enter combat phase.
[disciple]: orni-1, orni-1 do you copy
[orni-1]: bzzzt....bzzzt...krrrkkkkzzztttt....
[servitor]: orni-1 crashing...come in control
[disciple]: mission control copy. receiving damage report. resource optimization commence.
[servitor]: roger that control
[enforcer]: bzzzt...EqUiP-pInG sAlvaGed cRaNiaL pLatiNg
[atog]: decoy on course...im going in
[orni-1]: self-destruct sequence initiated, shrapnel dispersal commence
[orni-2]: roger that orni-1, initiating shrapnel dispersal sequence
[disciple]: additional firepower in range. initiating.
[atog]: come in control; problems encountered. it's a trap! fall back! fall ba...*feedback*
[disciple]: atog!? atog!? no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[servitor]: initiating additional firepower before covert atog operative destruction
[disciple]: initiated
[servitor]: resource optimization sequence activated-scanning available arsenal
[disciple]: initiating second and third shrapnel dispersal sequence
[servitor]: estimated success rate approaching 87.9%
[disciple]: activating shrapnel dispersal and additional firepower procedure, enforcer do you copy?
[enforcer]: cRaNiaL pLaTing oXidiziNg...pRocEediNg to TarGet wIth oNly 40% fiGhtiNg pOweR
[disciple]: final assault phase commence!
[servitor]: field report: 4 out of 20 hit objectives accomplished by enforcer, 3 out of 20 hits additional damage from resource optimization, 15 out of 20 hits obtained through shrapnel dispersal. target destroyed. mission accomplished. returning to base alpha-1. over and out.
[disciple]: ground command we have a problem
[servitor]: miscalculation of hits required. 6 points of damage lacking.
[disciple]: insect infestation inevitable! warning! all units fall back! arg!!!!! arrrr...!!!! a.... *feedback* kzzzt.....

[makes you wonder right?]
[exactly...]

*feedback* kzzzt....bzzzrrrttt....
-out

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and then there was me.
an ambitious kid wandering alone in this train wreck called life.
fascinated by inanimate things and dastardly gaps in time.
wondering why the possibility of finding happiness
seems as slim a chance as finding penguins in the dessert.
he laughs.
laughs in mockery. laughs in fear. laughs in anger.
but his favorite laughter is that which hides the gloom
which has evolved from being an acquaintance to an intimate friend.
such is the demise of an observer trapped inside a toppled box.
ensconced inside a niche of shadows,
he laughs aloud just to drown the deafening silence

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